WHO HAS UNDERSTOOD SIGNS UP
Reserved drops, real content, no lies.
They're making you stupid. And it works.
But if you're reading this, you still have time.
USE YOUR BRAIN.
It's there for something. Use it.
Anatomical graphics, ironic tone, serious message.
A pill that wakes you up with a sour laugh.
Thinking hurts. But the opposite is worse.
Size Guide
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
THE | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
Reverse Wash: Always turn your shirt inside out to protect the print or embroidery.
Cold wash: Use cold or warm water (max 30°C) to preserve colours and details.
Mild detergent: Use a detergent without bleach or aggressive products.
Light Spin: Set a low spin speed to avoid damaging your print or embroidery.
Regular fit, slightly oversized.
If you want to fit loosely, take a size up.